Rene Rivera (@ReneRivera13) September 14, 2012
Rene Rivera, I’m sorry to hear that the Twins broke a promise to you in calling up Chris Herrmann instead of you as a 4th (yeah, FOURTH) catcher. It really is a shame, but to be fair, you probably would have made a grand total of two appearances had you been called up. Okay, a major league paycheck for about half a month sounded nice as well, I have to admit.
Thus, this most excellent Thrice song is for you.